Monthly Archives: March 2016

I’ve decided to add something to the blog this week. From today on, Sundays will be dedicated to silliness! I want to keep a running list of things that happen during the week that Crack. Me. Up. Individually these moments may not have enough material for their own post but fit in nicely amongst the otherContinue reading “Slapstick Sunday”

To say I was a squeamish child would be a vast understatement. I remember in elementary school doing the finger prick to check our blood type. I passed out. We then visited a hospital, specifically the blood bank, I saw one, two, three and floor. I woke up in a hospital bed. Every time IContinue reading “Blood Money “

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* Snooze button. “I’ve GOT to change that alarm… in 8 minutes” *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* Snooze button. God damn it. Snore. 8 minutes later, guess what happens? “How am I the ONLY ONE who hears this fucking thing?” Tumbling down the stairs, I can feel something is not right but there is noContinue reading “A Typical Day”

The first time I was ever compared to anyone famous, it was Julia Roberts. Now don’t get all excited, like I did. We were at the Mall of America (see? Already a lapse in my judgement) and my blood sugars crashed. Not like “oh, I’m starting to feel weird(er), I think I might be going low”,Continue reading “Me & Celebrities: Famous People I’ve Been Compared To”

  I’m not going to lie, I may lose friends over this. I hate Christina Aguilera. HATE HER. I have been in therapy long enough to know that people are not their actions. We can “love the alcoholic” while we “hate their behavior” but in this case, for me, I hate all of it and here’sContinue reading “This is MY Voice!”